A South Carolina man didn’t take rejection very well, considering the fact he was drunk, he thought it would be best to to get the police involved.
According to an arrest report, Patrick Doggett dialed 911 to complain that his paramour, Faye Woodruff, was refusing to have sex with him.
When an officer responded to the couple’s home in Spartanburg, Mr Doggett reiterated his lament, telling the cop his better half ‘would not give him any a**,’ the report stated.
During an interview with the officer, Ms Woodruff offered her own version of events, saying that Doggett had been drinking the whole day and she didn’t know his whereabouts.
Having received a rejection, Woodruff said the sexually frustrated Mr Doggett got up and called 911.
Rather that arresting Ms Woodruff for failure to perform her conjugal duties, as Doggett apparently had hoped would happen, it was the 52-year-old man who landed behind bars.
Doggett was charged with public intoxication but was spared a citation for misusing the 911 system. He is due back in court October 12.
