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February 3, 2014 | 4:12 PM

Broncos Fans Apparently Turned To PORN After Super Bowl Loss

By: 0s10d6xx (Breaking911 Newsroom) February 3, 2014 | 4:12 PM
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BREAKING NEWS

Broncos Fans Apparently Turned To PORN After Super Bowl Loss

February 3, 2014

The excitement leading up to the Super Bowl also led to a noticeable drop, with 11% and 18% decreases in Denver and Seattle and a six percent drop across the country. That’s a lot less porn!

Post-game, the numbers went back up everywhere except Seattle and Washington, where—because everyone was out celebrating instead of masturbating—the numbers were 17.2% and 11.3 percent lower than usual.

Sad residents of Denver and Colorado as a whole took solace in their porn, though, cranking their numbers up 10.8% and 7.6% over average. Post-game porn watching was up about four percent country-wide.

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