Hillary Clinton makes GQ’s ‘Least Influential People of 2016’

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Hillary Clinton is now considered one of the least influential people of 2016.

GQ magazine is recognizing former Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton as one of the “least influential people of 2016.”

“I hate putting her here, given that liberals turned on her like pit vipers the moment she conceded, and given that nearly three million more people voted for her than her opponent, and given that Russia deliberately hijacked the election cycle,” the author Drew Magary wrote. “But I have no choice.”

He said Mrs. Clinton belongs on the list because she lost to a man who probably can’t “tie his own shoes.”

“How do you f— that up??” he wrote. “Would it have killed you to visit Wisconsin, Hillary? I know it’s full of fat people and bad pretzels, but sometimes you gotta come out of your fundraising hole and kiss some babies. I’ll never get over it. I’ll be 80 and on my deathbed and my kids will be around me and I’ll beckon them closer and, in my final moments, I will whisper these words like a secret: ‘I can’t believe she lost to that a––.’ “

“When you lose an election to Donald Trump, you belong on this list,” he continued.

“I’ll be 80 and on my deathbed and my kids will be around me and I’ll beckon them closer and, in my final moments, I will whisper these words like a secret: “I can’t believe she lost to that asshole.”