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JONESBORO, Srkansas — 50-year-old Security Guard\u00a0Mark Allen Richards was caught sleeping in his car with the windows… and his pants down.<\/p>\n

Richards works security at the\u00a0St. Bernards Medical Center.<\/p>\n

A Police Officer approached the Chevy Lumina on Sunday and says he\u00a0could see that Richards’ zipper was completely unzipped and his penis was pulled through the\u00a0zipper.<\/p>\n

\u201cThere was also a section of false teeth that was sitting beside the exposed penis,\u201d the officer reported.<\/p>\n

When Richards awoke, he tried to cover up his penis with a lottery ticket. He was arrested.<\/p>\n

Richards was arrested on a charge of disorderly conduct & in public exposes their private parts, according to KAIT.<\/a><\/p>\n

Jonesboro is a city in Craighead County, Arkansas, United States. According to the 2010 Census, the population of the city was 67,263.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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