{"id":35712,"date":"2015-05-04T19:50:02","date_gmt":"2015-05-04T23:50:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/breaking911.com\/?p=35712"},"modified":"2015-05-04T19:50:02","modified_gmt":"2015-05-04T23:50:02","slug":"security-guard-caught-asleep-in-car-with-his-junk-hanging-out-but-wait-theres-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/breaking911.com\/security-guard-caught-asleep-in-car-with-his-junk-hanging-out-but-wait-theres-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Security Guard Caught Asleep In Car With His Junk Hanging Out. BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!"},"content":{"rendered":"
JONESBORO, Srkansas — 50-year-old Security Guard\u00a0Mark Allen Richards was caught sleeping in his car with the windows… and his pants down.<\/p>\n
Richards works security at the\u00a0St. Bernards Medical Center.<\/p>\n
A Police Officer approached the Chevy Lumina on Sunday and says he\u00a0could see that Richards’ zipper was completely unzipped and his penis was pulled through the\u00a0zipper.<\/p>\n
\u201cThere was also a section of false teeth that was sitting beside the exposed penis,\u201d the officer reported.<\/p>\n
When Richards awoke, he tried to cover up his penis with a lottery ticket. He was arrested.<\/p>\n